Middle Earth Mayhem

My friend, Alicia

Alicia: (On the computer) I want a pet Smaug...

Smaug: Did somebody say my name? (Heroic pose of heroicness)

Alicia: SMAUG!!!! I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!!!

Smaug: Did you say pet?

Alicia: Yep!

Smaug: Here, have a Gollum! (Gives Alicia a Gollum)

Gollum: PUT US DOWN, PRECIOUS!!!!

Smaug: Never!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Alicia: EWWWW!!!! ITS GROSS!!!! I WANT A PET SMAUG!!!!

Boromir: One does not simply-

Alicia: GO AWAY!!!!!

Smaug: ILL BE YOUR PET!!!

Alicia: YAY!!!!

Smaug: BFFS!!!!

Both: (Start frolicking in fields plaiting daisy chains)