Middle Earth Mayhem

Sam finds a unicorn

(Sam is walking through the woods outside Hobbiton)

Sam: (Whistles to himself) I wish Frodo was here! It's such a beautiful day!

Frodo: (Jumps out from behind a tree) BOO!

Sam: (Falls backwards) Master Frodo! You... You scared me!

Frodo: (Chuckles and helps Sam up) Oh Sam!

Sam: (Sees something sparkly) What's that?

Frodo: What's what?

Sam: (It's gone) Never mind...

(Later)

Sam: There it is again! (Points)

Frodo: There's nothing there!

Sam: It's sparkly!

Frodo: You're either crazy or it's Edward Cullen!

Lindir: LOL!!!

Sam: ITS A UNICORN!!!!

Frodo: OMG!!!!

Thranduil: Forget about my elk, I'M GETTING THAT UNICORN!!!!!

Sam: NOOOOOO!!! LET IT BE FREE!!!

Thranduil: NEVER!!! (Runs away crazily after the unicorn) Mwahahahaaaa!!!

Frodo: I'm going home! (Walks away)

Sam: All by myself! Don't wanna be all by myself!!!

Lindir: LOL!!!