Frodo: (Putting another plaster on Legolas)
Legolas: THE PAIN!!!! IT BURNS!!!
Frodo: Stop over-reacting! It's just a cut!!!
Legolas: THE PAIN!!!
Frodo: Oh gosh!! Save me!
Sam: (Bursts in) ILL SAVE YOU MR FRODO!!!
Frodo: I'm okay!
Sam: Oh! Hey Legolas!
Legolas: ARGH!!! THE PAIN!!!
Sam: Okay... I'm just gonna go!
Galadriel: WAIT!!!
Legolas: ARGH!!! (Runs and hides)
Frodo: See? All better!
Sam: ITS THE CRAZY WOMAN!!!!
Galadriel: UGH! I'm not crazy! Hahaha! (Wide eyes) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Sam: She's crazy!
Frodo: (Nods)
Galadriel: Anyway... I have a dare for you from HiFunctioningHobbit!
Frodo: Okay...
Galadriel: HAHAHAHHA! You'll never be able to do this!!
Sam: What? What is it?
Galadriel: This is way to hard for you!
Sam: TELL US!!!
Galadriel: Okay okay! Keep your wig on!!
Sam: This isn't a wig! (Strokes hair) My precious...
Frodo: ARGH!!! ITS GOLLUM!!!
Galadriel: Calm down everyone! Wow! Hobbits are super weird! Okay your dare is to compete in a full Ironman!!
Frodo: Cool!!! I love Ironman!!! He's my favourite Avenger!!
Galadriel: This isn't about the Avengers, but I do love him too!
Frodo: YAY!!! We're so alike!!
Galadriel: Er... no. Please can we just get on with this!??
Sam: So... what is an Ironman?
Galadriel: It's a race!!!
Sam: (Scared) Why's it called an Ironman?
Galadriel: I guess you have to be Ironman to do it! You have to swim, cycle and run!
Sam: SWIM?!
Frodo: I HAD TO RESCUE HIM LAST TIME HE TRIED SWIMMING!
Sam: SHUT UP!!! You would too!!!
Galadriel: Well, it's lucky you'll be with a professional!
Frodo: What?
Galadriel: (Holds up Gollum) GOLLUM!!!
Gollum: We doesn't want to do the nasty race with the stupid fat hobbitses!!!!
Galadriel: This is your dare too!!!
Gollum: Well we doesn't want to do it!!!!
Galadriel: DO IT!!!
Gollum: (Jumps on Frodo) MASTER SAVE US!!!
Frodo: Come on then!!! We can swim in the river!!
(At the river)
Sam: (Dips toe in) ARGH!!! MY TOE!! ITS FROZEN!!!
Frodo: (Pushes Sam in) WEEEE!!
Gollum: TIMBER!!!
Sam: ARGH!!! (Drowns)
Gollum: WE WILL SAVE YOU!!! (Dives in and rescues Sam)
Sam: (Coughing) Thanks!
Gollum: Look! You hobbits wear these!! (Holds up armbands) ILL PULL YOU UP THE RIVER!!!
Frodo: Okay!
Gollum: Come on!!
(An hour later)
Gollum: (Dying) THOSE HOBBITSES ARE SOOOO FAT AND HEAVY!!!
Frodo: Thanks Gollum! You saved us!!!
Gollum: You're welcome!!
Sam: Now the bikes!!
Frodo: (Gets on bike and then falls over)
Gollum: This is gonna take a while...
(Later after many falls)
Frodo: We've done it!!!
Sam: Let's run!! We're actually good at this!!
(Later)
Sam: (Dragging himself along with his hands) Almost. Done.
Frodo: (Cross the line) We've done it! It's over!
Sam: (Gets up and starts partying)
Legolas: Pa! That's easy! I could've done that in half the time!
Sam: Go on then!!
Legolas: Um.. I just ate and I can't swim after eating!!!
Sam: Sure..
Lindir: Lol!
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Middle Earth Mayhem
FanfictionFunny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!