Legolas: (Straightening his hair)
Galadriel: HEY!!!!
Legolas: (Flips out and the straighteners burn his nose) ARGH!!!! YOU EVIL LADY!!
Galadriel: I KNOW!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Legolas: (Rubbing nose) It's not funny! It hurts!!
Galadriel: Awwww! You want me to kiss it better?
Thranduil: I'll be doing that!! Out of my way peasant!!! Awww... Did that mean lady make you hurt yourself?
Legolas: (Nods and cries)
Thranduil: Awwww.. poor baby! (Kisses his nose) All better!
Legolas: (Angelic smile)
Thranduil: (Sashays away)
Galadriel: That's just... weird!
Legolas: I DONT CARE!!! HE LOVES ME MORE THAN YOU!!!
Galadriel: Anyway, I have a dare for you from Faelwyn_Undomiel. Bard's gonna love this!
Legolas: What is it?!
Galadriel: You have to steal Bard's coat!!
Legolas: No!! Not that!!! He'll shoot me!!!
Galadriel: Shoot him first then! Duh!!!
Legolas: (Bursts into tears) BUT HES BETTER THAN ME!!!!!!!
Galadriel: Ahahhaa!! I never thought you would ever say that!!
Legolas: Okay... I'll do it!! Deep breaths!!
(Laketown)
Bard: (Machine-gunning Smaug) You will die and stay dead!!!!
Smaug: HAHA!! Missed me!!!
Bard: My coat will blind you, fatty!!!
Smaug: Ugh!!
Legolas: Psst! Smaug!!!
Smaug: Yup?
Legolas: Can you heat the air so Bard has to take his coat off!
Smaug: Okay... (Breaths fire gently)
Bard: Phew! It's getting pretty hot out here!
Smaug: Ikr! But then it's always hot for me... (Sad face)
Bard: Hahaha!!! (Takes off his coat) That's better!
Legolas: (Grabs his coat and runs away) AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Bard: Oi!!! Get back here, you little elfling!!!
Legolas: NEVER!!!!
Galadriel: Did you get it?
Legolas: Yup!! (Continues running)
Bard: (Runs past holding a machine-gun)
Galadriel: (Sees Fili and Kili) Hey!!! Guys!!! Over here!!!!
Kili: What?
Galadriel: Faelwyn_Undomiel wants to know what you did after you died!!!
Fili: Wait we died?!
Kili: Yeah!! Duh!!! Have you never wondered why we can walk through walls and see through ourselves?!
Fili: Oh I thought I was crazy or something! Hahaha!!
Galadriel: Well? What did you do?
Kili: Had a party!
Fili: (Nods)
Galadriel: Is that it?
Kili: I think so...
Galadriel: Well, I hoped that answered your question!!
Kili: Adios!!!! (Walks through a tree for no reason)
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Middle Earth Mayhem
FanfictionFunny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!