Middle Earth Mayhem

Old people are kool

(At the White Council)

Saruman: (Awesomely walks into the meeting)

Gandalf: Saruman! How ya hangin'? (Chest bumps Saruman)

Saruman: I'm kool with a k!

Elrond: Seriously dude, how do you get your hair so beautiful and elf like?

Saruman: (Runs his hand through his hair) It's my natural complexion.

Elrond: Well...

Galadriel: It's not going to stay natural for long...

Saruman: What do you mean?

Galadriel: (Looks at Gandalf and Saruman) You two have to dye and curl your hair!!!

Gandalf: (Shrugs) Well, I was going to do that anyway... I was thinking of a BLOOD RED colour.

Galadriel: You have to dye it neon!!! Hahahahaha!!!

Gandalf: Argh! This isn't fair... Who wrote this dare?!

Galadriel: EmilyMaurer!

Gandalf: Thanks a lot...

Saruman: This is going to look amazing!!! (Pours neon orange hair dye on his head) I'm going to dye my eyebrows!!

Gandalf: YOLO... (Tips neon yellow on his hair)

Saruman: I'm going to wash this out! (Jumps under the waterfall and starts singing)

Gandalf: Do you have any water, my lady?

Galadriel: Here! (Tips water all over him) AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Gandalf: AFJBFHLMJGC!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Galadriel: WATER!!! You wanted it!!!

Saruman: (Jumps out) TAH DAH!!!!!

Galadriel: Hahahahhahahahaha!!! That's great!!!!

Saruman: I think it suits me very well!!

Elrond: I agree...

Gandalf: OMG!!! I look awful!!!

Galadriel: AHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

Gandalf: How do I get this off?

Galadriel: It's permanent!!! Lol!!!

Gandalf: WHAT?!

Galadriel: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Lindir: My lady, the dwarves- What are you doing?! Can I join in?!

Gandalf: It's horrible!!! Get it off!!! (Starts jumping around)

Lindir: LOL!!!!! Can I curl your hair?!

Gandalf: Fine...

Lindir: (Curls his hair) There we go!!

Gandalf: OMG!!! IT LOOKS AMAZING!!! I LOVE IT!!!

Lindir: Saruman?

Saruman: Nu uh!!! I love my hair smooth and strait!!!

Lindir: Okay... that's a shame!! Oh well.. LOL!!!