Middle Earth Mayhem

Thranduil, King of Fabulousness

Thranduil: (Talking to lotr_love)

Smaug: (Crashes into his palace crying) WAAAAAAAAA!!!

Thranduil: WOAH!! No dragons, PLEASE!!!

Smaug: (Bursts into tears)

Thranduil: Awwwww! What is wrong, my fiery friend?

Smaug: THORIN CALLED ME A SLUG!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Thranduil: Awwwww! Can I help in any way?

Smaug: Please make me look beautiful!!! I don't want to be "the ugly dragon who will squish you" anymore!!!

Thranduil: (Raises eyebrow fabulously) Really? That's what people call you? "The ugly dragon who will squish you"?

Smaug: (Nods)

Thranduil: Well then! (Claps hands together) I'll give you a makeover! Sit here!

Smaug: (Sits in front of a mirror)

Thranduil: What style do you want?

Smaug: I'm gonna go with... unicorn!

Thranduil: Unicorn it is then!!

Smaug: Thank you!

Thranduil: (Applying makeup) Oh that looks great!! Perhaps a bit lighter?

Smaug: That's fine! You know what you're doing!

Thranduil: So Smaug, how're the meditation classes going?

Smaug: They're great! It's just hard to meditate when there are loads of dwarves trying to kill you! It makes me quite angry!

Thranduil: That sounds awful! Why don't you go on holiday? Get away from it all?

Smaug: Yeah, I would but I don't think I have enough money!

Thranduil: I thought you lived in money!

Smaug: Yeah, but that's the dwarves treasure!

Thranduil: Oh! FINISHED!!!!

Smaug: (Looks in the mirror) Well I look... AMAZING!!! I look just like a unicorn!!!! Thanks Thranduil!! You should be crowned the king of fabulousness! (Flys away with rainbows flying behind him) No one will fear me now!!!

Thranduil: Right!!! Where's the crown of fabulousness!!!

Guard: Here, your majesty!!

Thranduil: Seriously! Can somebody please crown me!!!!

Legolas: I crown you the king of fabulousness!!! (Places crown on Thranduil)

Thranduil: YAY!!! POOL PARTY!!!

(All have a pool party)