Legolas: (Walking home)
Sauron: Hey Legolas! Where are they taking the hobbits?! (Bursts out laughing)
Legolas: Shut up! (Keeps walking)
Spiders: (Whispering) The hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits to Isengard, to Isengard!
Legolas: (Keeps walking feeling sad)
(At home)
Thranduil: Legolas, you look sad!
Legolas: Everyone's annoying me!
Thranduil: Awwww! Poor baby boo!!! What are they saying?
Legolas: More like what are they singing...
Thranduil: (Tilts his head)
Legolas: (Sighs) They keep singing 'They're taking the hobbits to Isengard'... (Looks up)
Thranduil: (Wearing sunglasses singing and dancing to 'They're taking the hobbits to Isengard')
Legolas: (Starts hitting his dad) YOU!!! ARE!!! SO!!! EMBARRASSING!!!
Thranduil: What was that?
Legolas: ARGH!!! (Storms out)
Legolas: (Is shooting cabbages in anger)
Aragorn: Legolas! Why are you shooting lettuces?
Legolas: THEY'RE CABBAGES!!!!!!
Aragorn: WOAH!!! Keep your wig on!!
Legolas: (Stroking his hair) It's not a wig!!!
Aragorn: Ok then...
Legolas: What do you want?
Aragorn: You'll never guess what... THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Legolas: (Shoots an arrow at Aragorn)
Pippin: (Throws a mushroom in front of the arrow)
Mushroom: (In slow motion gets shot) NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Legolas: (Screams) ARGH!!!! A talking mushroom!!! (Runs away)
Aragorn: Thanks Pip!!
Pippin: (Crying over the dead mushroom) NOOOOO!!!! WHY!???? WHY???!!!
Aragorn: (Backs away slowly) He's crazy...
Saruman: Yo, pepol!!!! Saruman is in da house!!! (Walks away) Trolololololololololololo!!!!
Galadriel: (Drunk) I love (Hiccup) that song!!! (Starts dancing)
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Middle Earth Mayhem
FanfictionFunny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!