Radagast: (Sledging through the forest) WEEEEEEEE!!!
Saruman: (Epically kung fu chop front-flips in front of Radagast) YO!!!!
Radagast: ARGH!!! (Swerves and gets stuck in a tree) UGH!!! Don't do that!
Saruman: I wanted to banter with you!!
Radagast: Urm... What's this "banter" you speak of?
Saruman: Dat ain't cool!!!
Radagast: Sorry, dude! (Holds out hand for fist bump)
Saruman: (Cringes with uncoolness) JUST-
Radagast: (Looks around) What?
Saruman: You... (Leans in closer and whispers) Yo got a bit of bird doo doo in yo hair!
Radagast: (Goes bright red) This is so embarrassing!!! Why did no one tell me?! (Wipes it off) CONFOUND THESE BIRDS!!!!!!
Saruman: Lol!!! (Rides off an eagle) TO ISENGARD!!!!!
Thanks to parallelamy's sister for this idea!! It was fun to write!
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Middle Earth Mayhem
FanfictionFunny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!