(Aragorn is doing the laundry when he feels a presence)
Aragorn: (Looks up) Who's there?
(No answer)
(Later at the market)
Aragorn: Can I have these please? Thanks!
(Evil laughter only he can hear)
Aragorn: What the???
(Later at home)
Eowen : How was your day?
Aragorn: I think someone's stalking me!
Eowen: What? Again?
Aragorn: What do you mean, again?
Eowen: Nothing... (Evil laugh)
Aragorn: Ok...
(Creepy whispering)
Aragorn: Can you hear that?
Eowen: Hear what?
Arwen: (Bursts through the door) NO CONTACT WITH MY MAN!!!!!!
Eowen: ARGH! NOT AGAIN!!!! (Runs away)
Aragorn: COME OUT!!!
Grima: HOWDY PARTYNOR!!!! (Jumps out)
Aragorn: What the???
Arwen: LOL!
Aragorn: Where's Lindir? He always says lol! Oh well!
Lindir: (Crashes through the ceiling) LOOOOOOOOOL!!!!
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Middle Earth Mayhem
FanfictionFunny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!