Middle Earth Mayhem

Eowyn's confession

Eowyn: (Cooking broth) Mmmmmmm. I'm sure everyone will love this!

Faramir: Yay.

Eowyn: Do you not like my broth?!

Faramir: No? That's not what I was saying!

Eowyn: Sure. I know you throw it away or give it to Gimli. At least he eats it...

Faramir: Uhhh... he doesn't.

Eowyn: Who eats it then?!

Faramir: Smaug?

Eowyn: Smaug's dead!

Smaug: No I'm not!

Eowyn: Smaugy Waugy!!! Do you want some broth?!

Smaug: ARGH!!!! (Flys away and face plants into Erebor)

Eowyn: Is it really that bad?! Stop overreacting!!!

Smaug: Trust me, we're not overreacting!!

Eowyn: Ugh! Anyway, I was dared to confess something to you by Eluial...

Faramir: Wait, does that mean its true or a lie?

Eowyn: It's true!!

Faramir: Okay, go on then!

Eowyn: (Deep breath) I used to have a crush on...

Faramir: Yes?

Eowyn: Aragorn.

Faramir: Oh, that's cool! I don't mind!! To be honest I had a crush on Galadriel!

Eowyn: WELL THAT IS NOT COOL!!! SHES A PSYCHOPATH!!!!

Arwen: HANDS OFF MA MAN!!! (Charges in)

Faramir: ARGH!!!!! ITS CRAZY!!!

Galadriel: You tell me, honey!

Faramir: ARGH!!!! HELP ME!!!!

Lindir: ITS A MADHOUSE!!! LOL!!!!!