Frodo: (Climbing the secret stairs with Sam and Gollum and is tempted to put on the ring)
Sam: Keep going, Master Frodo!
Frodo: (Moans) Are we there yet?
Sam: Almost...
(A few steps later)
Gollum: Keep up, slow coaches!
Frodo: Are we there now!?
Sam: A few steps left!
Frodo: Now!?
Sam: Almost!
Frodo: Now!?
Sam: ...
Frodo: SAM! ARE WE THERE YET?!
Sam: (Flys backwards down the stairs) WOAH!!!
Frodo: Mwahahahahahahahahaaa! (Puts on the ring)
Sam: Frodo? Where are you?
Frodo: (Is about to jump out when the ring gets stuck) Argh! It's stuck!
Sam: What?! Where are you?!
Frodo: The ring! It's stuck!!!
Sam: Come to me!!!
Frodo: Okay! (Walks into Sam)
Sam: Argh!
Frodo: Sorry!!
Gollum: We'll helps it!!! (Jumps onto Frodo and bites his finger off)
Frodo: (Becomes visible again) Phew!!! I thought I was a goner then!!! You guys are great!!!
Gollum: (Spits out his finger) You're welcome!
Frodo: (Pats Gollum)
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Middle Earth Mayhem
Fiksi PenggemarFunny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!