Middle Earth Mayhem

Fili and Kili play Lego Hobbit PS3

Thorin: (Jumps out in front of Fili and Kili) Hey guys!!!! Guess what!!!!

Kili: You plaited your own beard, for once?

Thorin: No! I can plait my beard!!!

Fili: Go on then!!!

Thorin: (Tries to plait his beard but makes a giant knot and ties his hand into it) ARGH!!!! STUPID!!!!

Kili and Fili: (Rolling on the floor) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

Thorin: (Jumping around in panic) SOMEBODY JUST HELP ME!!!!!

Fili: Stay still! (Untangles Thorin's hand) There!

Thorin: Phew! Okay! Do not tell anyone!!!

Kili: Um...

Thorin: Kili?! What have you done?!

Kili: I may have posted this video on Dwarfstagram!

Thorin: WHAT?!

Fili: Hahaha!!! It's going viral!!!!

Thorin: Ugh! I'm not going to give you 'the present' now!!!!

Kili: Noooo!!! I'll get rid of the video!!!!! PLEASE!!!!

Thorin: Oh fine!!! (Hands them a PS3 and some games)

Fili: Cool!

Kili: Awesome!!!

Thorin: Look! (Plugs it into his magic mirror)

Kili: Woooow!!!

Fili: Let's play 'The Hobbit'!!! OMG!!! It's lego!!!! We're lego!!!!

(Later)

Kili and Fili: (Fighting)

Kili: I want to be Thranduil!!!!!

Fili: No! I do!!!!

Kili: ARGH!!!!!

Fili: ARGH!!!!!

Thranduil: Wowowowowow!!!! Stop!!! You guys, I want to be Thranduil!!! (Joins in playing with then)

Kili: Ha!!!! Look at lego Thranduil!! He dances when you leave him standing still!!!

Fili: PWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Kili: Hey! Where is Thrandy?

Thranduil: (Dancing gracefully) Sorry what was that? I can't hear you over the sound of my FABULOUSNESS!!!!!

Fili: This game is really realistic!!! Hey!!! What do I do when I stay still! (Doesn't touch his controller)

Kili: HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! You dropped your sword on your foot!!!! Hahahahahahaa!!!

Fili: SHUT UP!!!! (Kills Lego Kili) HAHA!!!

Kili: THIS... IS... WAR!!!

Fili and Kili: (Start killing each other on Lego Hobbit)