Middle Earth Mayhem

Beorn is cute

Beorn: (Patrolling as a bear) ROAR!!!

Elrond: Ah! Beorn!

Beorn: (Startled) ROAR!!!!! (Changes to man) Argh! You scared me!

Elrond: Forgive me.

Beorn: (Growls)

Elrond: We ran out of honey in Rivendell and were wondering if we could have some of yours!

Beorn: That's fine. I'll bring it because it's very heavy! (Turns into a bear and grabs honey)

(At Rivendell)

Beorn: (Running into Rivendell) ROAR!!!!

Lindir: ARGH ITS A BEAR!!!!

Beorn: (Puts honey down in front of Lindir)

Lindir: Is this for us?

Beorn: (Nods) Mwah! (Cute face)

Lindir: AWWWW!!! YOUR SO CUTE!!! (Starts stroking Beorn)

Beorn: (Changes back to man) Errr... What are you doing?

Lindir: (Stops stroking) Oops... Sorry! (Innocent face)

Galadriel: LOL!!!

Lindir: HEY THATS MY LINE!!!!! (Starts slapping Galadriel)

Galadriel: Hey!!!! (Slaps him back)