Middle Earth Mayhem

Gimli's day off

Legolas: Hmmm... I wonder how Gimli is these days...

Aragorn: Yes, he's probably out there in the big wide world, smashing up some orcs or something...

(Both imagine Gimli smashing up orcs)

Legolas: We should visit him!

Aragorn: What a jolly good idea!!!

(Both skip all the way to Gimli's mountain singing)

Guard: HALT!!! Who goes there?

Legolas: It is I.

Guard: What a stupid name, I!!

Legolas: NOO!! (Sighs)

Aragorn: It is I, Aragorn and Legolas!!

Guard: Who's Legolas?

Legolas: Me!!

Guard: I thought you were I!!!

Aragorn: He's Legolas and I'm Aragorn!!

Guard: Then who's I?

Aragorn: No one!!!

Guard: Wha...? I'm so confused. I need to take a day off. (Walks off)

Legolas: Okay then...

(Both go in)

Legolas: Now, where's Gimli!!

Aragorn: He's probably out slaying a few goblins!!!

Legolas: (Looks horrified) He would kill his own race?!

Aragorn: What?!

Legolas: He's a goblin mutant!

Aragorn: Wha...

(Flashback)

Legolas: (Looking at a picture of Gimli) What's this, a goblin mutant?

Gloin: That's me wee lad, Gimli!!

(Normal time)

Aragorn: Wha...?

Legolas: Never mind...

Aragorn: Okay then...

(They find Gimli)

Legolas and Aragorn: Hey Gimli!!! (Run in slow motion towards him)

Gimli: Friends!! (Slow motion)

Legolas and Aragorn: (Stop running) What?!

Gimli: What?

Legolas: What are you doing?

Aragorn: We thought you'd be slaying goblins or orcs!!!

Gimli: Well it's me day off, so I'm doing a wee bit of KNITTING!!!!

Legolas: ...

Aragorn: ...

Gimli: ...

Legolas: ... What are you knitting...?

Gimli: Well, I thought with all the cold winters I could knit a jumper!!!

Aragorn: Ooooo!!! Can I model it?

Thranduil: (Walks out wearing the jumper) Hello, peasants!!!

Legolas: ARGH!!! Ada, you're sooooooo embarrassing!!!! (Cringes out of the mountain)

Aragorn: Fine then!! If that's how it is!!!! (Storms out)

Gimli: Okay! (Looks at Thranduil) Can you hold out your arm?

Thranduil: (Holds out arm)

Gimli: (Measures sleeve) Perfect!