Middle Earth Mayhem

The return of the Dare Queen

Galadriel: (Waltzes up to Bilbo) Hello, halfling.

Bilbo: (Gets angry) Don't you dare call me that!!!! I'm not a half of anything!!!!

Galadriel: Sorry, I have a dare for you from Random_Elf!!!

Bilbo: I thought you gave up on the whole 'Dare Queen' thing!

Galadriel: I did... And then I was dared to be it again!!!

Bilbo: Oh... What's the dare?

Galadriel: You are not allowed to use your handkerchief for 24 hours!

Bilbo: Oh that's perfect. I have a cold!!!

Galadriel: Don't sneeze on me!!!!

Bilbo: I'll try not to!

(Later)

Bilbo: (Walking to Bree and feels a sneeze coming) Aaaaa... CHOOOO!!!! (Sneezes into a leaf) Ugh!!!! There was a slug on that!!!!

(Slug sticks to his nose)

Merry: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! There's a slug on your nose!!!

Bilbo: I nose!!!! Get it?! I nose!!???

Merry: (Facepalms) That was awful...

(Later)

Bilbo: That dare was... horrible!!! That slug slime won't come off!!!!

Galadriel: Awww... You can use a handkerchief now!

Bilbo: Thanks!

(At Bywater)

Frodo: (Talking to Merry)

Galadriel: Yo Frodo!!! It rhymes!!!! Hahahaha!!

Merry: The littlest thing amuses you!

Galadriel: I have a dare for you from Random_Elf!

Frodo: My love!!!

Galadriel: If I may finish... (Looks at Merry) Didn't you have that feet waxing appointment?

Merry: Oh! Thanks for reminding me! (Hurries off)

Galadriel: Anyway, Frodo, you have to decorate Merry's room-

Frodo: That will be fun!!! (Holds up some tinsel)

Galadriel: Please!!! Just, listen!!! You have to decorate his house with My Little Ponies!!!!

Frodo: Ok... (Walks into Merry's house with a box of his old My Little Ponies) Um... Galadriel... You might want to come in here...

Galadriel: Ok. (Walks in)

(My Little Pony stuff is everywhere)

Galadriel: Good job! That was quick!

Frodo: This wasn't me!! I think it was Merry...

Galadriel: Hahahahahah!!!! Let's ask him!!!

(Later)

Merry: (Walks into Bywater)

Frodo: (Jumps out)

Merry: WOAH!!!!

Frodo: Merry, do you like My Little Pony?

Merry: Yeah, so?

Frodo: Here! (Chucks Merry his box of ponies and runs away) Hahahahaha!!!!

Merry: Oh cool!!!!!

Frodo: (Runs up to Random_Elf) Hello!

Random_Elf: Hello!

Frodo: How are you?

Random_Elf: I'm ok, you?

Frodo: I'm good...

Random_Elf: ... (Laughs)

Frodo: ...

Random_Elf: ...

Frodo: I've gotta go! See ya later! (Hugs Random_Elf)

Random_Elf: Ok, bye Frodo!

Frodo: (Walks away) Bye!!!

Galadriel: Hahahaha!!! I can't believe Merry likes My Little Pony!!!! We're so alike! (Strokes a model of Twilight Sparkle) My own... My precious!