Middle Earth Mayhem

King Legolas

Thranduil: (Trying on Beorn's eyebrows) This one? Or this one?

Galadriel: (Wearing Thranduil's eyebrows) I think these suit me fabulously!!!!

Thranduil: ARGH!!!! GIVE THEM BACK!!!!

Galadriel: NEVER!!!!

Thranduil: PLEASE!!! ILL DO ANYTHING!!!!

Galadriel: Anything?

Thranduil: YES!!! JUST PLEASE!!! GIVE THEM HERE!!!!

Galadriel: Okay!!! (Chucks Thranduil eyebrows)

Thranduil: (Hugs them then puts them on) MY BABIES!!!!

Galadriel: Okay... (Scared) You know you said you'd do anything?

Thranduil: Well..

Galadriel: You did! I have a dare for you!!!

Thranduil: WHY??!!

Galadriel: It's from Unique_Me26!!!

Thranduil: What is it?

Galadriel: Oh you'll love this one!!!

Thranduil: Oh gosh.

Galadriel: You have to let Legolas be king for a day!

Thranduil: NO!!!! HE'LL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!!!!!

Galadriel: Well, that will sure be exciting!!!

Thranduil: Yeah totally. I guess I'll have to go tell him then...

Galadriel: Yes you will.

Thranduil: (Finds Legolas)

Legolas: (Singing) WELL I JUST CANT WAIT TO BE KING!!!!!!

Thranduil: I think it's time that you and I arranged a heart to heart.

Legolas: Kings don't need advice from little hornbills for a start!

Thranduil: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

Legolas: Oh! I thought you were singing Lion King with me!

Thranduil: Ugh! No!!!

Legolas: Oh, well that's embarrassing!

Thranduil: Anyway, son, I have decided-

Legolas: TO MAKE ME KING?! OH BOY!!! THANKS ADA!!!!! (Hugs him)

Thranduil: May I just let you know, you probably think this is from the kindness of my heart. Well, it's not.

Legolas: (Skipping off with Thranduil's crown)

Thranduil: REMEMBER!!! ITS ONLY FOR A DAY!!!!

(Thrown-room)

Legolas: Bring me my bow on a silver platter.

Tauriel: You're not planning on eating it, are you? (Hands him bow)

Legolas: NOMNOMNOMNOM!!

Tauriel: (Facepalms) I just don't know what to say...

Thranduil: So how's it-

Legolas: Bow, peasant!!

Thranduil: Excuse me! I am your-

Legolas: Peasant? Yes, I know that! I mean, look at your hair, and that robe!!! Sooooo much peasantness!! Guard!!! Remove this lowlife out of my sight!

Thranduil: WHAAAA? (Gets dragged away)

Legolas: All better!

Galadriel: HEY TAURIEL!!! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!!

Tauriel: What?!

Galadriel: Yeah you! I have a dare for you from Unique_Me26!!!

Tauriel: Woooo!!! DARES!!!!

Galadriel: You're excited?

Tauriel: Yeah sure!!!

Galadriel: Are you excited when I tell you that the dare is to kiss Aragorn in front of Arwen?

Tauriel: Ugh... no.

Galadriel: Off you go! Fulfil your task!!

Tauriel: Ugh!

(Minas Tirith)

Tauriel: Aragorn!!!!

Aragorn: Who the heck are you?!

Tauriel: NEVER MIND!!! (Kisses Aragon)

Arwen: WHAT THE?!

Aragorn: (Jumps back) Arwen! I honestly-

Arwen: HOW DARE YOU?! (Starts hitting him)

Tauriel: I'm just gonna go!!!

(Rivendell)

Lindir: (Sees this from really far away) HAHHAHA LOL!!!!