Middle Earth Mayhem

Gollum gets a real friend

(Gollum is sitting alone in the caves under the Misty Mountains)

Gollum: All by myself, don't wanna be, all by myself!

(At that moment a Nazgul comes in)

Gollum: What is it, my precious? What is it? (Crawls towards it)

Nazgul: Screeeeeech!

Gollum: (Stumbles back) It's trying to deafen us!

Nazgul: Sniff sniff.

Gollum: (Approaches) It's crying, it is! Does it like riddles? Does it like to play?

Nazgul: Screech...

Gollum: That's a yes, that it is! What has roots that nobody sees, is taller than trees, up up up it goes, yet never grows?

Nazgul: ...

Gollum: Come on! We don't have all day! We'll give you ten secondes!

Nazgul: ...

Gollum: 1

Nazgul: ...

Gollum: 2

Nazgul: ... Screech...

Gollum: No, silly! It's a mountain! It's not talking, is it precious?

Nazgul: Sniff.

Gollum: It is lonely, like us! We'll be it's friend!

Nazgul: (Looks up) Screeeeech!!!!

Gollum: Yay!!!

(Both start singing (screeching) and dancing)

Lindir: (Echoes) LOL!!!