Thranduil: (Planning the new Middle Earth fashion show) ...and I think Thorin will look amazing in these! (Holds up trousers with bright pink braces)
Galadriel: (Sniggers) I agree!
Thranduil: Not you again! Can I not get some peace and quiet without mad women coming to give us life threatening tasks?!
Galadriel: Nope!
Thranduil: ARGH!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!
Galadriel: Nope!
Thranduil: Why have you come, peasant?
Galadriel: (Death stares) I have come to deliver a dare from greenleafgirl222!
Thranduil: (Sighs) Go on then!
Galadriel: You have to 'bedazzle' your elk's antlers!
Thranduil: Already done!
Galadriel: Really?
Thranduil: Check out ma elk! Elk got bling!
Elk: (Struts in with sparkles and tinsel and necklaces on its antlers and gives a dramatic antler flick) MOOOOOO!!!
Thranduil: Isn't he darling?
Galadriel: Yes... very darling! (Runs away laughing)
Thranduil: (Confused) What?
Lindir: She found it too many lols!
Thranduil: Oh ok! TASTE THE BITTER STING OF MA LOLS!!!!
Lindir: No that's me!
Thranduil: Oh sorry...
Lindir: That's ok! Lol!
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Middle Earth Mayhem
FanfictionFunny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!