Middle Earth Mayhem

The Middle Earth Fashion Show

(Pavilion in Isengard grounds)

Thorin: I can't wait for this to be over! (Moans as he puts on a stupid looking pair of trousers with braces) Hey! Where's the top?

Thranduil: Oh darling! You look fabulous, but not as much as me... There isn't a top part!

Lindir: Hahahaha!

Thorin: SHUT UP!!!! (Waves his sword in Lindir's face)

Thranduil: Oh naw you don't, gurl! (Clicks fingers)

Thorin: I can't believe I signed up for this! I have too much body hair for this!!!

Thranduil: Too bad, you did!!!

(The fashion show starts)

Galadriel: (Flounces on to the cat walk) Hello Middle Earth!

Crowd: (Cheers)

Galadriel: We are going to see some 'fabulous' fashion made by my good friend, King Thranduil of the Woodland Realm!!!

Thranduil: (Sashays up to Galadriel) Hello darling!! You look FABULOUS!!!!

Galadriel: Thanks!!

Thranduil: Although that scarf... (Sassy hip swish)

Galadriel: (Goes blue and possessed) HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY SCARF!!!!!

Thranduil: (Sassy finger click) Don't you possess at me!

Galadriel: LETS GET ON WITH IT!!!

(The models come out)

Thorin: (Is annoyed)

Gandalf: HAHAHAHA! (Points at Thorin)

The company: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Smaug: (Pretend bow) Your majesty!

Thorin: DONT DIS MY MAJESTY!!!!

Smaug: Oooooo!! I'm Thorin, son of Thror ect! I'm so majestic I could ruin your majesty!

The company: HAHAHAHHA!!!!

Dwalin: Ha! Good one, Smaug!

Bilbo: He's drunk again!

Thorin: I HATE YOU GUYS!!! (Storms off the stage)

Sauron: Oooooo!! Hahaha!!!

Lindir: Lol! That's even funnier than my funny face!!!!

Everyone: HAHAHA!!!