Middle Earth Mayhem

Peasants...

Azog: (Ironing his armour) Here you go!

Gollum: (Folding Azog's armour) Thanks, precious! It's so great to have a new job!

Galadriel: (Takes photo) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! What are you doing?!

Azog: Erm...

Gollum: We were ironing his jacketses!

Azog: No we weren't! Also these aren't jackets!!!

Gollum: Really?

Azog: This is armour!!! For when I go to kill people!!!

Gollum: That's cool.

Azog: Anyway... WHAT DO YOU WANT???!!!

Gollum: Oh, what is it going to do with that photo?

Galadriel: Wwwwwhy?

Gollum: We wants to keep it for the scrapbook!

Azog: (Facepalms)

Galadriel: No it's mine!!!

Gollum: BUT WE WANTS IT!!!

Galadriel: Only if you say the magic word!

Gollum: Um...

Galadriel: I'm waiting!

Gollum: FISHES!!!!

Galadriel: Nope. I'm keeping this!

Gollum: (Screeches and wails)

Azog: (Hands over ears) ARGH!!!! ILL GET IT FOR YOU!!! OKAY?!

Gollum: Okay! (Smiles)

Azog: Now give that to me!

Galadriel: (Backs away) Now I don't want any trouble...

Azog: Then I suggest you hand it over... (Approaches)

Galadriel: NEVER!!! (Flings Azog into a tree with magic)

Azog: Owwww!!! You broke my back!!!!

Galadriel: Oh grow up! Or are you just a big baby?

Azog: (Huphs) Fine. (Sits cross legged in front of Galadriel)

Gollum: What does it wants from us, precious?

Galadriel: zobro123 has a dare for you two!

Gollum: Ugh! Not dareses!!!

Azog: WE CAN DO IT!!! (Pats Gollum's back) TO ISENGARD!!!! (Start running)

Galadriel: Wait!!! You don't even know what the dare is!!!

Azog: Oh! (Goes red) That's orcward!

Gollum: Hahaha!!

Azog: Thanks!

Galadriel: Hey! Listen! zobro123 wants you two to go into Thranduil's chamber and mimic him!

Gollum: We can already do a 'fabulous' impression of him!

Azog: I can't wait for that!

Gollum: Run, Azog! Show us the meaning of haste!!! (Piggybacks Azog all the way to Mirkwood)

Azog: Ok! Let's go in the main door like epic people!

Gollum: No! Because that would alert the guards, stupid!!!

Azog: Then we can fight our way through!

Gollum: No! Because that would alert Thranduil, stupid!!!

Azog: Well, then what is your clever plan then, Einstein?

Gollum: Who the heck is Einstein?!

Azog: Someone who's more clever than you!!