Bard: (Casually fishing)
Galadriel: (Silently creeps up behind Bard and pushes him) BOO!
Bard: (Bellyflops into the water) ARGH!!! ITS SO COLD!!!! HELP ME!!! I'M DROWNING!!!!!
Galadriel: (Dyes on the floor laughing her head off) BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'M CRYING!!
Bard: Ugh! Help me up!!!
Galadriel: (Gives him her hand)
Bard: (Pulls her in) BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Galadriel: (Screams and splashes Bard) ARGH!!! I HATE YOU!!!!
Bard: REVENGE!!! (Climbs out and helps Galadriel up) What do you want?
Galadriel: (Growls and shakes herself dry) I have been sent to give you a dare from parallelamy!
Bard: Na a! I'm totally done with dares!! Last time I threw up!! And on Thranduil, for that matter...
Galadriel: BWAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!! WHAT WAS HIS FACE LIKE??! I WISH I WAS THERE!!!
Bard: No, no you don't! Anyway, what's this dare?
Galadriel: (Starts giggling) You have to...
Bard: (Holds breath) Yes?
Galadriel: KISS THE LAKETOWN MASTER!!!! BWAHAAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
Bard: (Screams like a girl and runs into the lake)
Galadriel: COWARD!!!!
Bard: NO I'M NOT!!!! I KILLED A DRAGON!!!! A DRAGON!!!
Smaug: No you didn't!
Bard: (Screams)
Galadriel: I'll go and tell everyone that you didn't kill a dragon because you we're scared!!!
Bard: Ugh! Fine! I'll do it!
(At the master's house)
The Master: (Brushing his strands of hair)
Bard: (Knocks on the door) MASTER!!!!
The Master: WHAT NOW?! (Walks downstairs and opens the door) Ugh! Bard, what do you want?
Bard: (Gags because he sees the Master) Um...
The Master: WELL BOY?! SPIT IT OUT!!!!!
Bard: (Kisses the Master and runs away screaming and gagging)
The Master: (Wipes his lips) ARGH!!! WHAT ON EARTH???!!!
Bard: (Runs to Galadriel and wipes his mouth clean with her dress)
Galadriel: UGH!!! GO AWAY!!! DON'T WIPE IT ON ME!!!! (Shoves him into the lake)
Bard: ARGH!!!! I'M DROWNING!!!
Frodo: I'LL SAVE YOU!!!
Everyone: (Cheers) ITS SUPER HOBBIT!!!
Frodo: (Jumps in) ARGH!!! I CANT SWIM!!!!
Smaug: I'll save you!!!! (Flys and crashes into Laketown)
Legolas: ILL SAVE YOU!!!! (Falls off Erebor) OW!!!
Bard: Oh! I can swim!! (Saves Super Hobbit)
Frodo: Thanks!!!
Bard: I DONT WANT ANYMORE DARES!!!!!
Thranduil: HAHAHAHAHAAAA!! THAT WAS THE BEST THING EVER!!!! (Laughs at Legolas) MY SON IS SUCH A LOOSER!!!
Legolas: Thanks Ada...
Thorin: Hahahaha!! Elves are so stupid!!!!
Thranduil: GRRRRRR!!! (Starts hitting Thorin) YOU OFFENDED MY FABULOUSNESS!!!!!
Thorin: (Hits him back) I DON'T CARE!!!!
Galadriel: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
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Middle Earth Mayhem
FanfictionFunny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!