Middle Earth Mayhem

The Last Goodbye... (For now)

Thranduil: (Sobbing)

Lotr_Love: (Sobbing)

Galadriel: (Doing her daily jog when she sees them) Why are you two so sad?

Thranduil: (Sobs) It's... It's the end!!!

Galadriel: What?! Argh!!!! THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH!!!!

Lotr_Love: No! It's the end of Middle Earth Mayhem!!!

Galadriel: Awww... (Looks sad) But don't worry! There will be BOOK 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thranduil: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!! MORE OPPORTUNITIES FOR ME TO BE FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lotr_Love: YES!!!!! (Starts dancing)

(Meanwhile in Mirkwood)

Legolas: (Shoots arrow epically) Yeah!!!

Tauriel: (Does an epic hair swish)

Legolas: Wait. (Stops) What are we actually doing?

Tauriel: YE- (Stops) Oh. No idea! Being epic?

Legolas: Errrr... YEAH!!!! (Be's epic)

Tauriel: Hmmm... Leggi?

Legolas: 'Sup?

Tauriel: I dare you to climb that tre-

Legolas: (Up tree) Yeeees?

Tauriel: (Mutters) Show off. (Smirks and gets out camera) Ok, now, do a backflip!!!! (Starts to record)

Legolas: That's so easy!!!! I can't believe you're actually daring me to do this!!!!!! Take a look at my fab, Tau- (Branch snaps falls) ARGH!!!! (Gets head stuck in a rabbit hole)

Tauriel: (Dies on floor with laughter) PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Legolas: Shut up!!! It's not funny! Get me out of here!!!!

Tauriel: Sorry? What was that? I can't hear you over the sound of your failure!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!

Legolas: (Growls) Please!!!

Tauriel: Sorry?

Legolas: PLEASE!!!!

Tauriel: (Laughs and pulls him out)

Legolas: (Sees Tauriel with camera) What are you doing?

Tauriel: Nothing.

Legolas: HAVE YOU BEEN RECORDING THIS WHOLE TIME??!!!

Tauriel: Yup!!

Legolas: ARGH!!! (Chases Tauriel) DELETE IT!!!

Tauriel: (Running) Never!!!!!

(Later that night)

Lindir: Pssst! Tauriel!

Tauriel: (Looks up from watching video of Legolas) Yup?

Lindir: C'mon! Let's get everyone together and flash mob Galadriel while she's sleeping!

Arwen: (Overhears) Like the orcs did?

Lindir: Yeah, but with a better song!!

Arwen: Cool! Can I join?

Lindir: Yeah sure! Go get everyone you know and meet us here!

Arwen: Ok! (Runs off)

Tauriel: I'll do the same! (Runs off)

Lindir: (Shouts) Make sure you bring Leggi!!!

(A bit later)

Legolas: Lindir, what's this all about?

Lindir: Ok everyone, here's the plan! We're gonna sneak into Galadriel's room! Leggi, how's your singing voice nowadays?