"It fucking hates me!!"Stephen yelled throwing away the burnt toast."It doesn't"Dec said laughing at his friend.
"It does,wait never mind it dislikes me"he stated mater factually"Stephen it's a toaster,it does NOT hate you"Ant said from his place on the stool.
"Yeah no it hates me"he said frowning at the toaster" Why do you think that"Dec asked.
"It always burns my bread even when it's on the low setting"Which is very true.
"Does it do it all the time"Ant asked"YES,every single time"Stephen stated"Here you know what i'll try it"Dec said getting up to grab a piece of bread.
"Okay you know what okay and if it doesn't burn you can keep it!"Stephen said moving so Dec could use the menace of an object.
Stephen watched Dec put the bread in the toaster and press the thing down."So how long has the toaster been'hating you'"Ant asked "Since i bought it"
"Stephen it is impossible for a toaster to hate you,i mean really did you insult it"asked Dec "Really Dec"
"Well did you?"Stephen wanted to punch the shorter man"No i did not"
The toaster made that noise and Dec pulled out a perfectly toasted bread"Fuck you,you can keep it"Dec started to laugh,the same very annoying laugh"Oh wow you must have pissed the toaster off"he said
Ant who was watching the duo go at it reached over and grabbed the toast and started eating it.It was good.
"Take the damn thing or i will kill it!"Stephen said unplugging the hatred thing and pushing it to Dec who pushed it back"No i have one you can keep it"Stephen turned towards Ant"Want it"
"Nope" he responded and continued to stuff his face"Fine"Stephen said,then he threw the thing out the window"Burn you stupid appliance"making a mental note to buy a new one.
this was short and kind dumb i'll be posting another one tonight that is better:)
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Stephen Mulhern one shots
Fanfictionsince their isn't a lot of stuff about this one i will make some and they probably wont be good but it is what it is.Plus he's my favorite on bgt right under david P.s i write sad stuff so some might be rather depressing and some might be happy who...
