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Yall BRIAN FUCKING MAY LIKED MY COMMENT.....on tik tok and now i can die happy:) (Side note it's this hot Mf if you don't know)

 

Ant:Come on we need to save Stevie!

Dec: Can't we wait for a few mo-

Both Ant and Dec:*Sees him following a very creepy guy towards his van*

Dec:I know this crazy ass motherfucker is NOT-

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David:I can excuse murder but i draw the line at animal cruelty

Simon: YOU CAN EXCUSE MURDER!!

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Stephen: I don't dress to impress,i dress to depress 

Dec: Stephen we talked abut this

Stephen: I look so good i make people hate themselves 

Ant: Well congrats 

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Simon: Why are you smiling?

Stephen: What? Can't i just be happy?

Ant: David tripped and fell over his chair

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Dec: Stephen are you getting enough sleep?

Stephen functioning on 0 sleep and 100% coffee: Sometimes i see things

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Therapist: So would you say your independent

Stephen looks at Ant,Ant looks to Dec:

Dec nods:

Stephen and Ant:Yep

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Ant,rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem officer

Simon: Get the FUCK out of my car

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