As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
Shrimpy's Very Very Naughty Joke book sprang out of the jokes a character in my Question Series books on Inkitt (Another reading/writing App that I flirted with earlier this year).
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My twin brother is blessed with the better of the humour genes that we both share, so this book is a joint effort. I would like to make it perfectly clear, right from the start, that his jokes are far naughtier and more risqué than mine although I have been known to reside in the gutter on more than one occasion. In order for you, dear reader, not to be able to apportion blame for either a lame, dirty, sick, or offensive joke, we have agreed to post all jokes without adding whose joke it is. In other words ... We're both as guilty as hell.
As I clearly stated in the description this book is for mature audiences. So, if you've had a humour or personality bypass, or had your funny bone removed, or you cannot see the funny side of anything and are easily offended... then this book is not for you. We make no apologies as this joke book is not very PC. Some jokes could be classed by the Woke brigade and such to be downright offensive, yet at the end of the day they are posted very tongue in cheek and without malice. There's no favouritism at all as the jokes take a humorous swipe and the proverbial piss out of all and sundry including ourselves. No one is safe. Often the joke is based on what we class as stereotypes or on certain misconceived notions about other people and nationalities yet we laugh because it is naughty, rude, risqué, or mildly offensive. However there are quite a few tame (by our standards) non offensive really funny jokes put on here by merit and just so you get your daily giggle.... plus to keep everybody happy. The only reason why a joke is in here is because it made both of us laugh. So be warned ⚠️ yet again. This book is VERY VERY naughty and it's more naughty than tame. Let's face it.... if you can't have a giggle and laugh then you probably can't laugh at all and are a right miserable bugger and should not be attempting to read any further.
THOUGHT for the day:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY BOUNCE DOWN THE STAIRS...
So! Without further ado all you need to do is to read on and just laugh your pretty little socks off.
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And vote of course..... unless you wish to remain incognito and your laughter a secret.
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Hugs 🤗🤗
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