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What do you do if your partner starts smoking?
Slow down and possibly use some lubricant.
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I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag.
I said, "No, I'll just turn the lights off."
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The husband says to wife: "My Olympic condoms have arrived. Think I will wear gold tonight."
The wife says: "Why don't you wear silver and cum fucking second for a change?"
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Did you know that the condom was invented by the Welsh?
They used the intestines of sheep around their penis when having sex.
And did you know that years later, the English were the ones who improved the condom by removing the sheep?
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