As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply dropping into the Supermarket for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naïve enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.
They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their large firm young breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It's impossible not to look, especially with all the rain we have been having.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Tesco at Basildon.
You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked.
Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!
I had my wallet stolen December 2nd, 3rd, 8th, twice on the 9th, 10th. Also twice yesterday and very likely again next weekend.
P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl are £1.75 and look better.
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