Joke 19: The Ballerina.

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Here's a joke supplied by kingcat300

A ballerina goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this really embarrassing problem. Every time I do a pirouette I break wind."

The doctor says, "Go on then, do a pirouette."

The ballerina performs a pirouette right in front of his desk and halfway through she farts very loudly.

The doctor scratches his head, gets up and walks over to a cupboard in the corner of his office and comes out with this great big long stick with a hook on the end.

The ballerina says, "Oh doctor, this isn't going to hurt is it?"

The doctor says, "No, I'm just going to open the window. It fucking stinks in here!"

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Yesterday's word teaser answers.
1. BOOKS
2. RANDOM.
3. FOLK
4. PANTS
5. PULSE
6. SIX

You got all 6 wrong, didn't you?

Go on.... Own up....! Who wrote:

1) BOOBS

2) CONDOM

3) FUCK

4) PENIS

5) PUSSY

6) SEX

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