As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
In a compartment carriage on a train there is a very handsome Frenchman, a not so handsome Englishman, a really beautiful blonde and an incredibly plain looking girl.
It is daytime and there are no cabin lights on. The train goes through a tunnel and the sound of a face being slapped is heard.
When the train comes out of the tunnel the very handsome Frenchman has a large red mark on his face.
1. The really beautiful blonde thinks, " That very handsome French guy wanted to touch me and by mistake touched the plain looking girl who obviously slapped his face"
2. The plain looking girl thinks "That very handsome French guy must have touched the really beautiful blonde girl and she slapped him"
3. The French guy thinks "That not very handsome English guy must have have touched the really beautiful blonde girl and by mistake she slapped me "
4. The not very handsome English guy thinks, 'I hope there is another tunnel soon so I can slap that smug very handsome French Twat in the face again.'
Saying Of The Day. It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But I've turned myself around and that's what it's all about.
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