Author's Note ✍🏽
Could this be the best chat up line ever?
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Or what about..... "Come and sit on my lap and talk about the first thing to come up!"
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Some Quickie Giggles.
(Don't worry, laughing at them won't make you a bad person!)
When is it okay to beat up a dwarf?
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying that her hair smells nice.
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What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you're twelve before it comes on your face.
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Why do nudist women parachutists have to wear tights?
To stop them whistling on the way down.
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Anal sex is like getting a minivan.
It hurts at first, but then you're surprised at how much you can fit inside!
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Why don't vegans moan during sex?
They don't want anyone to know they're enjoying a piece of meat.
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A girl drops off her dress at the dry cleaners. As she's leaving, the clerk tells her "Come again!"
She replies. "No, just toothpaste this time."
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How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did, not screaming and shouting like his passengers.
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What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off. A priest sucks them off.
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