As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
Wales, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous...
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Two Welshmen were rounding up their sheep when one of the ewes suddenly ran into a fence and got its head stuck. The two men ran over to the fence and one of them said to the other,
"Hey, boyo, this is too good an opportunity to pass up!"
The man unzipped his trousers, yanked out his cock and fucked the ewe for ten minutes until he finally came inside it. After he finished he looked at his friend and said, "That was bloody marvellous, mate. D'you fancy a go then?"
"Bloody right I do!" replied the other man, as he unzipped his trousers and stuck his head through the fence.
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Welsh Airways pilots Dai and Taffy are struggling to control their stricken aircraft as it plummets towards the ground. The aircraft is loaded with high value cargo, including a flock of award winning sheep.
Taffy: "We're going to have to crash land somewhere!"
Dai: "But what about our cargo? What about all those sheep?"
Taffy: "Fuck the sheep!"
Dai: "Great idea! But do we have time?"
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One day a man walked into a pub in Wales and ordered a pint of beer. All the other men in the bar looked at him and the barman asked, "You're not from around here, are you sir?"
"No," replied the man, "I am from London."
"So, boyo," said the barman, "What do you do for a living then?"
"I'm a taxidermist." replied the man.
"A taxidermist?" asked the barman, "What's one of them then?"
"Well," replied the man, "I mount animals."
The barman then turned to all the other Welshmen in the bar and said, "It's okay lad's, he's one of us!"
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A man moves to a village in Wales and gets talking to an old man from the village.
He asks the old man what his name is, but the old man gets very irate at this point and says, See that line of houses over there? I built them all, you see, isn't it, but do they call me Jones the house builder? Do they hell!
See those railway lines over there? I laid them all, you see, isn't it, but do they call me Jones the engineer? Do they hell!
See those bridges over that river? I built them all, you see, isn't it, but do they call me Jones the bridge builder? Do they hell!
