As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
A UK Labour politician, a BBC TV reporter and a British SAS soldier were captured by Hamas and were sentenced to death.
Unexpectedly, the Hamas leader said they could have one last request before their sentence was carried out...
The UK Labour politician asked to hear a rendering of "Keep the Red Flag Flying Here."
The BBC TV reporter asked that the execution be televised so that even when he was dead, his face was still on TV.
The British SAS soldier asked to be kicked three times in the arse hard.
As the SAS soldiers request was unusual, Hamas decided to carry his request out first.
As the third kick landed, the SAS soldier pulled a hidden 9mm Glock pistol out of his smock, shot three terrorists dead.
He then grabbed one of the fallen terrorists AK47s and shot dead the rest of the terrorists.
The other two prisoners were amazed, and asked why he requested to be kicked three times before he drew his weapon.
"Because," said the soldier, "when we get back to the UK. I don't want you fucking pair of politically correct clowns saying it was an "unprovoked attack."
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Quick Giggle.
I got a Jehovah Witness advent calendar...... behind every door someone tells you to fuck off!
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