As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Brian and Doris were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Brian suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Doris promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Hospital Director became aware of Doris's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Doris the news she said, "Doris, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Brian hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Doris replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
Author's Note. ✍🏽
Sometimes to get a serious message across, some humour is needed. In this case the humour is in abundance yet I still think that the seriousness of the message does get across.
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