One day at a home for the elderly, a man visiting his grandfather, goes to one of the public toilets.
As he is peeing, he notices an old man standing next to him at the urinal, peeing with two streams, instead of one.
The elderly man sees the confused look on the man's face, and explains that he was shot in the privates during World War 2, and had an extra pee-hole. The explanation made sense to the man, and they went on with their business.
A week later, this man is again visiting his grandfather, and has to go to the toilet again. As he is standing there, he is completely flabbergasted. Next to him, an elderly man is standing at the urinal, and pees with 5 streams.
He asks the elderly man what was up with that, and he's explained that a grenade exploded next to him during World War 2, and the shrapnel blew 4 holes in his penis, so this is how he had to pee now.
Again, satisfied with the explanation, the man goes on with his business.
One week later, the man again finds himself at the urinals at the home for the elderly. He looks to his left, and is now horrified to see an old guy standing there, with 32 streams.
He asks the elderly man if he also had been injured in World War 2, and that's why he is peeing with 32 streams.
The elderly man looks down, shakes his head in disbelief and cries out
"DAMNIT, I forgot to open my zipper again!"
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A man is peeing at a urinal when he hears someone smash the bathroom door open.
A huge man steps into the bathroom and growls like a maniac. The dude takes out his penis and it's a monster! This beast of a man swings his penis like a bat and slams it into a stall door. The door explodes!
The man at the urinal can do nothing but stare at this man and his monster penis in fear.
The huge man swings his massive schlong again and slams it into a sink and instantly shatters it!
The huge man then looks at the terrified man at the urinal, who is now shaking in fear and says menacingly "I'm going to fuck you!"
The man at the urinal lets out a sigh of relief and says "OH THANK GOD! I thought you were going to hit me with it!"
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Quick Giggle.
If a bra is an upper topper flopper stopper and a jock strap is a lower decker knacker checker and a toilet roll is a super dooper pooper scooper?
What is a punch drunk Jap whose father has dysentery?
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A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy!
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Shrimpy's Very, Very, Naughty Joke Book ⚠️
HumorAs the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
