Why do the Aussies have children?
Instant friends!
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Why do Welsh horses run so fast?
Because they have seen what the farmers do to the sheep!
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What do you call an Aussie farmer with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
Bisexual!
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What do you call a Welshman with 40 wives?
A shepherd!
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What's brown and pink and comes out of a sheep's arse?
An Aussies cock!
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What's the most common lie a Welshman tells?
"I was only trying to help that sheep over the fence!"
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An Aussie was counting his sheep.
"205, 206, 207, Hello Sheila, 208, 209......"
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The Welsh farmer's wife gave him a plate of grass for his dinner.
"What the hell is this?" he screamed.
"Well," replied his wife, "If it's good enough for your girlfriend, then it's good enough for you!"
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What is the one thing that you can't get in Australia?
Virgin wool!
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Why do Welshmen have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs?
So that they push back harder!
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What's the best selling adult toy in Australia?
Inflatable sheep!
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Why do Welshmen think sheep are better than women?
A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister!
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What do you call a sheep tied to a fence in Australia?
A leisure centre.
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How do Welsh farmers practice safe sex?
Spray a red 'X' on the back of ones that kick.
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Quick Giggle,
What do smoking and eating have in common?
The taste changes when you get to the butt!
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Shrimpy's Very, Very, Naughty Joke Book ⚠️
HumorAs the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
