As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter, Jenny, out for a drive in the car for some quality time, pancakes, ice cream, candy, just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew Jenny always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed.
Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take Jenny for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned, Jenny anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.
"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
"Not really, Grandpa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, piece of shit, horse's ass, tree hugger, socialist left winger, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper, or a son of a bitch anywhere we went! We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun."
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Quick Giggle
Patrick shouts frantically into the phone to the doctor. "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No", shouts Patrick, "this is her husband!"
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