As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
Joe Biden is with Charles III, the King of England.
"Your Majesty, any tips you can give me to stay in power, as your mother had been on the throne for so long?" Joe asked.
"Well," replied King Charles, "The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Joe frowned and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are intelligent?"
"Easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle," King Charles replied.
The King pushed a button on his intercom. "Rishi Sunak, would you come in here, please?"
Rishi Sunak, the British Prime Minister, walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"
The King smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Rishi. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Rishi Sunak answered, "That would be me, Sire."
"Very good! Thank you, Prime minister!" The King replied.
Then he turned to Joe with a smile and said "See?"
Now its Joe's turn to apply the same logic...
Joe went back to the USA and asked Antony Blinken, his Foreign Secretary
"Ant, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," he answered. "Let me get back to you on that one..."
Antony went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer...
Finally, he ran into former President, Barack Obama and asked, "Hey, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Obama answered, "That's easy, it's me!"
"Thanks!" Antony said and then he went back to see Joe.
"Mr President I did some thinking and I have the answer to that riddle you posed. It's Barack Obama."
Joe slapped him and shouted. "No! You dumb idiot! It's Rishi Sunak."
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