As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat.
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He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left............
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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Quick Giggle
A Dad with his little girl were playing in the garden.
The little girl asks him, "Is that a mummy longlegs underneath that daddy longlegs?"
"No sweetie. There are not any mummy longlegs, only daddy longlegs," her Dad replied, feeling really proud of her inquisitive mind..... that was until the little girl stamped on both of them saying, "We'll have none of that gay shit going on in our fucking garden!"
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