As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
This chapter is dedicated to Bhangoo also known as Curious Wombat as they definitely have podgy fingers.....😂😂😂😂😂
I have a spell in chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques for my revue
Miss steaks I kin knot see
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee for two long
And eye can put the error write
It's rare lea ever wrong.
Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather I am wrong or write
It shows me strait a weigh.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore yaw pleased too no
It's letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
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✍🏽 This is quite amazing! Can you work out what it says? Answer tomorrow for those who need it.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
That'll fcuk the splelchekcer
Ceehiro
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The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her kneesa, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy."
The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."
The Aussie says, "Mate, that's nothing. When I've finished shaggin me sheila, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe me dick on the curtains. And MATE ..... She hits the fucking roof.
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An Australian kiss is the same as a French kiss, but down under.
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