Three new fathers, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an Indian are looking through the window of the maternity ward at their new born babies in their cribs. All three babies are side by side and the fathers are congratulating each other on their new arrivals.
Just then, a nurse enters the room, looking quite flustered. "I'm sorry," says the nurse, "but we've lost the paperwork, and can't tell you whose baby is whose!"
The three fathers look at each other, and agree that the only possible solution to avoid embarrassing the hospital is to just choose a baby, take it home and make sure it is loved as any child should be.
The Englishman steps forward and exclaims, "As I am native to this country it is only right that I choose first."
The other two fathers roll their eyes, but agree.
The Englishman walks to the three babies, and without any hesitation, picks up, what is quite obviously, the Indian man's child.
As the Englishman comes out of the maternity ward he is accosted by the Indian asking why he has picked up what is obviously his child.
The Englishman is adamant that he is taking the child. "Sorry mate, but one of those two babies back there is French, and I can't take that risk."
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
Quick Giggle
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
YOU ARE READING
Shrimpy's Very, Very, Naughty Joke Book ⚠️
HumorAs the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
