Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.
It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumour has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have kerb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the kerb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.
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A lady goes on holiday to Barbados ......
Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "What is your name?"
"I can't tell you," the black man says.
Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he can't tell her.
On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?"
"I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me," says the black man.
"There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says.
"Okay. My name is Snow!" the black man replies.
And the lady bursts into laughter.
The black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it."
The lady replied, "I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my husband back home who won't believe me when I tell him I had 10 inches of Snow everyday in Barbados!"
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Quick Giggle.
What's it called when you get a boner at a funeral?
Mourning Wood!
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