One day, three men died and went to heaven.
"Religion?" God's secretary asked the first man.
"Jewish," the man replied.
"Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8," the secretary said.
"Religion?" God's secretary asked the second man.
"Muslim."
"Go to room 32, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."
"Religion?" God's secretary asked the third man.
"Church of England."
"Go to room 54, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."
"Why must I be quiet when I go past room 8?" the man asked.
The secretary replied, "Oh, the Catholics are in room 8, and they think that they are the only ones here."
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