As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
A man, dying to go to the toilet, rushed into the Gents in this posh hotel but found it was full. As he couldn't wait, he decided to go to the Ladies instead.
While he was sitting on the toilet he noticed four button on the wall marked:-
W.W. W.A. P.P. A.T.R.
His curiosity got the better of him and he pushed the first button W.W. and warm water came up and washed his bottom.
He thought this was great so he pressed the next button W.A. and warm air came out and dried his bottom.
He thought that women had it made so he pushed the third button P.P. and a sweet scented powder puff appeared and powdered his bottom. He couldn't wait to press the fourth button.
He woke up in hospital wondering what had happened. He called the nurse and she said to him.......
"You pressed the button marked A.T.R. didn't you Sir?"
He answered in the affirmative and asked what the hell it was.
She answered, "It's the Automatic Tampon Remover - your cock is under your pillow!!!!!!!!
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Thought For The Day.
Well, you know what they say: If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit with me.
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