As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
A road construction manager hires 3 women - a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead - to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly constructed road.
The first day, the blonde paints 2 miles, the redhead 1.5mile, and the brunette only 1 mile.
On the second day, the blonde paints 1 mile, the brunette 2 miles, and the redhead 2.5 miles.
On the third day, the blonde paints only a 1/4 of a mile, the redhead paints 3 miles, and the brunette 3.5 miles.
The manager decides to talk to the blonde. "You haven't been painting as much road as you did on the first day,'' the manager said. ''What's the problem?''
''I'd be painting more, but the bucket keeps getting farther and farther away!'''
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A blonde rings up an airline and asks: "How long are your flights from America to England?"
The woman on the other end of the phone replies: "Just a minute". The blonde thanks her and hangs up the phone.
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A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem. The redhead says "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?" The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"
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Did you hear about the blonde who broke her nose on a steering wheel?
She was trying to blow the horn.
COPY AND PASTE as performed by a Blonde secretary
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