Three dead men go to hell at the same time. One is an American, one is Chinese, and the other is Irish.
Satan tells them that they can only leave hell if he can't do what they ask.
The American asks for the fastest sports car in the world; he goes to hell.
The Chinese man asks for the most advanced computer in the world; he goes to hell.
The Irishman gets an empty glass jar, removes the lid and farts into the jar, closes the lid, pokes many holes in the lid, and asks Satan which hole the fart came from.
After Satan pointed to every hole on the lid, the Irishman turns around, points at his arse, and says, "Nope, this one."
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Thought For The Day.
Never underestimate the Irish.
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