As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
Got myself a new Jack Russell puppy, he's mainly black and brown with a small white patch.
So I've named him Birmingham.
Author's Note ✍🏽 Birmingham is a city in the middle of England with a large black and Asian community.
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I went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting paedo and other names at me just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.
It completely spoilt our 10th anniversary.
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On the first day of the Olympic Games the Romanians get a golden medal.
On the second day they get two more.
On the third day they got caught.
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Women should be like golf caddies, either holding your balls or getting your bloody tee ready!
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A Muslim has gone on the rampage in Bradford, killing anyone who's English.
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.
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I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen, ungrateful bleeders. All I said was, "Hurry up for goodness sake! Some of us have got homes to go to!"
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Yoko Ono has been signed up for the next series of 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!'
Show bosses think she will do really well since she's been living off a dead Beatle for the last forty odd years.
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On the flight home from Frankfurt I heard a couple of idiots saying that they wouldn't feel safe if the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexists! I mean it's not as if she'd have to reverse it, is it?!
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My wife, children and I have been living upstairs in our Somerset home, totally cut off from the outside world, with the downstairs flooded the past five weeks.
Today the Red Cross pulled up outside in a boat.
"Thank God," I shouted. "Have you come to rescue us?"
"No!" They replied. "We're just collecting donations for Ukraine."
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10) Grolandlavoitureburqa https://youtu.be/XkAxMOhr1FY Subtitles are available when played on YouTube
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