As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she daydreamed through the class.
One day the teacher tried to catch little April out to see if she was paying attention in class. She called on her while she was daydreaming, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pen and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" April shouted and the teacher said, "Very good," and April soon went back to daydreaming.
A little while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour?"
But, April didn't seem to hear so once again, Johnny came to the rescue and jabbed her with his pen in the bottom once more.
"JESUS CHRIST!" April yelled out and the teacher once again said, "Very good," and April soon began daydreaming again.
Then the teacher called out April's name again very loudly and asked a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had their twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pen. This time April jumped up and shouted really loudly. "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
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Little April came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, Little April went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Little April's mum asked, "Really small, was it?"
Little April replied, "No, salty."
Mum fainted.
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One Sunday morning a Little April walks into her parents bedroom.
"Oh my God!" She cries out, "and you want me to see the doctor about sucking my thumb?"
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