As the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
A man and is for ever nagging wife went on holiday to Jerusalem.
While they were there the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have your wife shipped home for £5000 or she can be buried, here in the Holy Land, for £150."
The husband thought about it and told him that he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5000 to have your wife shipped home when it would be wonderful to have her buried, here in the Holy Land, and just spend £150?"
The husband replied, "Long a go a man died here. Was buried here. Three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
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Quick Giggles
My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job.
I said, "Son, that's three schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
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Author's Note ✍🏽 This joke was sent in bykingcat300
Did you read about that old woman that got caught streaking at her local village's Annual Flower Show?
Well, although she got arrested.... she did manage to win first prize for the best dried arrangement.
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