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"boiled cabbage"
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"50bloodyboiledcabbages"
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"50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAss,IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessnow"
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"ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessnow"
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These brands slogans if they did condoms 🤭
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Toyota Condoms - Oh what a feeling
Ford Condoms - The ride of your life
Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today?
Optus Condoms - Yes!
KFC Condoms - Finger lickin' Good
M&M's Condoms - Melt in your mouth not in your hands
Duracell Condoms - Keep going and going and going
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop you can't stop
Sydney Olympic Condoms - Share the spirit
Hyundai Condoms - All day, everyday
Tip top Condoms - Good onya mum
Panasonic Condoms - Even more than you expected
VB Condoms - As a matter of fact, I've got one now
Swan lager Condoms - They said you'd never make it...
Vegemite/Marmite Condoms - Puts a rose in every cheek
Levi Condoms - Do you fit the legend
Nescafe Condoms - It brings you together
Quicken Condoms - Quicken easy
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Quick Giggle.
Have you noticed how Mussel's, especially those big New Zealand Green Lipped ones, look like a woman's vagina?
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Shrimpy's Very, Very, Naughty Joke Book ⚠️
HumorAs the title suggests this a very, very naughty joke book so if you are easily offended... then this collection of jokes is not for you. Some are clean but the majority are not but the only reason they are in this book is because, rightly or wrongly...
