A woman goes to see her gynaecologist.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the doctor.
"Something is terribly wrong. I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina."
The doctor had a look, chuckled and said, "Those aren't postage stamps at all, my dear. They're stickers off the banana's".
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A sex education teacher walks into class with a condom and a banana.
He addresses the class and says "Today I will show you how to use a condom and I have this banana because I can't get hard on an empty stomach."
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A banana a day they said was good for cleaning the colon. It was a week before I realised you have to eat them.
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My ex girlfriend used to have sex with fruit whenever she got stressed.
After we broke up, she went fucking bananas.
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A dad started this routine every time he ate a banana...
Dad: peels the first strip of the banana peel...
"One skin."
Peels the second strip...
"Two skin."
"Three skin."
"Five skin."
His 6 year old son: "What happened to the Four skin?"
Dad: "Jewish banana....."
His son was 12 till he finally figured it out....
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